Merlin Out-takes - Bradley being his flawless self
idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong
- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
bones lying in bed on the last day of finals because there’s no home for him to go to and he’s not up for spending his night in a bar but then jim comes in, hands on his hips at the foot of bones’ bed, demanding to know why he isn’t packing up his stuff and bones just stares at him incredulously until jim tells him to get packed because they’re going on vacation because he couldn’t leave him there looking all pathetic
Some of the best pickup lines I’ve used so far:
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
- Are you a robot? Cause I’d like to turn you on.
- I need a map. I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Do I know you? Cause you look like the man I want to marry.
- I lost my horse. Can I ride you instead?
AND THEN I GOT THIS ONE IN RETURN
- Here, could you hold this for me while I go for a walk? *holds out hand*
FUCK THAT’S CUTE
Netflix knows what’s up.
- Doctor Who: Wow, it'r really weird that Supernatural is the sanest of us right now
- Sherlock: I know! They are usually so-
- Sherlock: Wait, did you hear that?
- Doctor Who: ...yeah...it sounds like-
- Supernatural: *kicks down door*
- Supernatural: FCUKING HOLD ME
Johanna Mason minimalist posters
Some women sexualize men’s muscles the way some men sexualize women’s boobs.
SOMEONE SAID IT
Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because it’s indecent
LOCKED CHAINED AND FUCKING OWNED